20 September 2010
Selling a house — it’s a lot of paperwork
07 September 2010
To you potential home buyers, Part III
Don’t trust home inspectors. Now, I’m sure there are some good home inspectors out there, ones with construction background, but most of them merely took a class and started shop. They don’t really know what separates a good home from a bad.
Case in point: A home inspector went through my beautiful, mostly new house last week. This house passed all its inspections when it was built just five years ago. Now, as a homeowner, I could have chosen to do something crazy in those intervening five years, a storm could have damaged the outside, or I could have done something stupid to destroy something inside. And that’s why home inspections before a real estate transaction are necessary.
But this home inspector stated that the fascia was faulty. To be specific, he said that whoever did the fascia on this home needed to go back to school. He further stated that the entire thing needed to be redone.
Now, I happen to know the contractor who put the fascia on my home. I know him very, very well. It’s my father. My meticulous, perfection-isn’t-good-enough father who has been in the construction trade since he was old enough to swing a hammer beside his father. Siding — and with it soffit and fascia — are his specialty. In fact, you could say he’s an expert on it.
So the idea that he did it wrong was preposterous.
And the fact that the home inspector stated he needed to go back to school was, well, it was offensive. Even more, it was unprofessional.
The thing is, home inspectors don’t actually need to have any construction background before becoming a home inspector. There’s a test to pass, but the rest is, well, up to them. They apply their own opinions to their inspections, and if they have no real-world experience, those opinions are often faulty. In my family of construction workers, the term “home inspector” is a curse word. In most cases, these home inspectors don’t really know much. But the problem is they have a lot of power. If a home inspector says there’s a problem, he will likely scare a buyer off. If the buyer sticks around, the “issue” is going to cost the seller time and money to get it fixed.
There are certainly some issues with homes that need to be fixed, and there are certainly good home inspectors out there. The lesson here: Hire home inspectors with construction experience, preferably contractor experience. Use one that had a good reputation as a contractor and one that has a good reputation now as a home inspector. My realtor advises her buyers to bring their friends with to look at homes, the ones that are actively working as electricians, plumbers and sheetrockers. Get opinions from folks you can trust.
I’m just lucky we were able to convince our buyer that my contractor knew more about fascia than his home inspector. It was touch and go for a few days — and that’s a horrible situation to be in as a seller.
06 September 2010
To you potential home buyers, Part II
I just can’t help but think that every evil in our society would be remedied if we remember the Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have done to yourself. It seems very fitting when it comes to real estate transactions.
For example: Say you are “Mark” and you’re in the market for a house. You’re moving into the area from Canada because you’ve accepted a new job here. It’s July and you start work on September 1. You visit my house on July 2, and then see it again a few weeks later. Then your realtor calls up mine and tells me you’re going to submit an offer by Friday, July 23. Well, that Friday comes and goes, as does the next and then the next. As home owners, we’ve given up on you. Then suddenly you make a low offer. It’s not low enough to piss us off, but it’s lower than we wanted. So, we begin to negotiate.
This is not a good time for you to take off to Mexico for a week.
Especially considering you want to close on the house by mid-September.
When it takes one and a half weeks to respond to a figure from the seller, well, that’s considered bad form. You’re supposed to respond within 2 days. Did your realtor forget to tell you that?
Of course, your bad form is a little more understandable when your realtor then takes off for 5 days in the middle of the negotation process. So now, what should have been wrapped up in July takes until the fourth week of August.
You the buyer have now given us just 3 weeks to find a house and avoid being homeless.
I wish you would have considered our timeline as well as your own. I wish you would have realized that when you get a house, someone else is losing one. I wish you would have applied the Golden Rule and considered how your actions would affect another.
Yep, we’d all be better off if we considered the Golden Rule more often.
05 September 2010
To you home buyers
For all you potential home buyers out there, I’d like to make a small request.
Please consider the people who own the houses you’re looking at.
Consider the time and effort they have to put into making their house shine for you. It’s not easy when you have kids, especially, to leave a house spotless for a showing. Every thing I put away, my daughter pulls back out. It takes 3-4 times to get it away for good. Then she needs a snack, and the crumbs cover the entire kitchen floor. We are usually at home, so leaving for a showing is a big deal and typically interupts nap time. It’s not fun to wake a toddler up in the middle of the nap because someone is coming to look at the house.
But I’m happy to do it if the house sells.
What isn’t great is if I go to all that work — and then the potential buyer never even shows up. According to my realtor, it happens a lot. Folks just don’t show up. They might not even call their realtor to let them know they won’t be coming. In case you didn’t realize it, when you do that, you’ve not only wasted the time of the home owner, but also the staff of 2 real estate offices who spent time making calls and setting up those appointments.
So, please, next time you’re scoping out houses, remember the Golden Rule. Do unto others...
04 September 2010
Cloth diapers
03 September 2010
Babies love bowling — who would have thought?
When you take a baby out in public, you never know what will happen. Will she enjoy the excursion? Will she cling to you? Will she run off? WIll she scream and throw her body down on the floor to let you know this isn’t something she feels like doing today?
I wasn’t sure how my Josey would take to bowling. It seemed like something a 17-month-old might not enjoy but I thought I’d give it a try. After all, it was free thanks to my friend’s GroupOn, so I wouldn’t be out anything if we ended up at a park instead.
She loved it. I couldn’t believe how easy bowling is for kids now. We went to Park Tavern in St. Louis Park. Their stuff is mechanized, so when you input names you can add that its a kid and then everytime that child is up to bowl, the bumpers automatically go up. We also used a ramp — which was perfect for the two 17-month-old toddlers. My daughter loves balls, and thought pushing the ball and then watching it roll down the lane was great fun. The first time she clapped for herself — and then dashed away before the pins were even hit. The fun is in the ball — not the pins, apparently.
Of course, we had our crazy moments. Josey climbed up on the thing that the bowling balls shoot back up into, and little Judah wanted to run down the lane. After about 1/2 hour, both of the toddlers had decided they’d had enough. Josey wanted to run around and visit all the folks bowling and check out every hiding place in the bowling alley. Judah wanted to be held — and it’s hard to bowl yourself when you’re holding a baby.
So we left after completing one game, and headed to the park across the street to enjoy the lunches we’d packed. My verdict on bowling with babies? Tons of fun.
02 September 2010
Not just a wave pool anymore
When I was a teenager, it was cool to go to the Bunker Park wave pool. However, that was awhile ago and I hadn't been there in years. When a GroupOn deal popped up for the place, I checked out the web site and discovered there was more there than just a wave pool. There was a lazy river, a splash pad and waterslides. So, we went.
It was tons of fun. My 8-year-old nephew, my mom and I loved the waterslides. There were just enough (2 with tubes and 4 body) to keep us occupied for the afternoon. My daughter enjoyed the stuff for smaller kids. However, I do think the water level was too deep for a 16-month-old. She looked like she was drowning most of the time.They do have some weird rules that will keep us from going there frequently (can't bring in your own food or beverage, have to use a double tube on the lazy river even when you're holding your little girl -- which leaves you lopsided in the water about to fall off the tube!) and you also have to buy a park sticker to get into the facility, but it's a fun place to visit every so often.
http://www.bunkerbeach.com/
Bunker Beach is open daily, from 11 a.m. – 7 p.m., from June 5, 2010 through Labor Day.
Regular Admission:
Guest over 48" - $14 per day
Guest under 48" or Senior Citizen (age 62 and over) - $11 per day
Under 1 year of age - free
Twilight Admission (After 4:00 p.m.):
Guest over 48" - $10 per day
Guest under 48" or Senior Citizen (age 62 and over) - $8 per day
Season Pass:
Guest over 48" tall - $80.00
Guest under 48" tall or Senior Citizen - $55.00
Vehicle entrance pass: $5/daily