24 February 2012

If you bring a pregnant woman on a girls trip...

You’d better be prepared to stop for food on a regular basis.



And if you stop for food, you’ll need to follow that up with some kind of non-caffeinated beverage. If you bring her to a coffee shop be prepared to hear a good dose of whining about how much she misses coffee and wine.

After you’ve satisfied your thirst, you’d better be sure you’re near a bathroom. WIth a pregnant woman around, you can’t ever be too far from a bathroom.

After she uses the bathroom, she’ll probably want to walk around a little bit and explore the town you’re in.

But don’t expect to stroll very far, because she’ll need a chair to sink back down into within a few blocks.

And then she’ll be hungry again...

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